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依赖 2008-8-24 11:04

武林病症大总结

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important" height=80 src="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb48.gif" width=120 border=0></A><WBR> 跟朋友出门就问身上带够药没，别等会遇到黄战不够药。<BR><WBR><A href="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb25.gif" target=_blank><IMG style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height=50 src="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb25.gif" width=50 border=0></A><WBR> 老妈叫去吃饭想都没想直接回答说我红跟蓝是满的，不用吃。<BR><WBR><A href="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb67.gif" target=_blank><IMG style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height=50 src="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb67.gif" width=50 border=0></A><WBR> 看到太阳就指着说日。<BR><WBR><A href="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb30.gif" target=_blank><IMG style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height=50 src="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb30.gif" width=50 border=0></A><WBR> 听到朋友说要养宠物就问初值多少的，几星的。<BR><WBR><A href="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb66.gif" target=_blank><IMG style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height=50 src="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb66.gif" width=50 border=0></A><WBR> 在大街上听到有人喊骗子，想都不会想就说了句，骗子在哪我过去秒了他。<BR><WBR><A href="http://bbs.duowan.com/images/smilies/ppb/ppb26.gif" target=_blank><IMG style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! 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依赖 2008-8-24 11:07

看到太阳就指着说日。;P

不负月色 2008-8-24 16:16

:lol 网络疯狂，游戏疯狂，人更疯狂
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