男女笑话
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<DIV id=blog_text class=cnt>Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest<BR>严重提示：女人，只读第一部分;男人，读完！<BR><BR><BR>Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went<BR>into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to <BR>her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”<BR>一天，女人外出打高尔夫球。她把球打进了树林，就进去找，结果发现了一只困在陷阱<BR>里的青蛙。青蛙对她说，“如果你把我从这个陷阱里放出去，我就满足你三个愿望。” <BR><BR>The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to <BR>mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, <BR>your husband will get times ten!”<BR>女人施放了青蛙。青蛙说，“谢谢你，但是我忘了跟你说了，你的愿望有一个条件。那<BR>就是，无论你的愿望是什么，你的老公将会以十倍的程度来实现它。” <BR><BR>The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the <BR>most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize <BR>that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the <BR>world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s <BR>okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only <BR>for me.”<BR>女人说，“那好吧。”对于第一个愿望，她想成为世界上最美丽的女人。青蛙警告她，<BR>“你一定要明白，这个愿望能够使你的老公成为这个世界上最英俊的男人，一个女人将<BR>会趋之若鹜的美男子。”女人回答道，“成。因为我将成为最美丽的女人，所以他的目<BR>光只会被我所吸引。”<BR><BR>So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!<BR>于是，咔嚓-她是世界上最美丽的女人了！<BR><BR>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The <BR>frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And <BR>he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, <BR>because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”<BR>对于她的第二个愿望，她想成为这个世界上最为富有的女人。青蛙说，“那将使你的老<BR>公成为这个世界上最富有的男人。而且，他将比你富有十倍。”女人说，“成。因为因<BR>为我的就是他的，他的就是我的。” <BR><BR>So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!<BR>于是，咔嚓-她是世界上最富有的女人了！<BR><BR>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a<BR>mild heart attack.”<BR>然后青蛙询问她的第三个愿望，她说，“我想得轻微的心脏病。”<BR>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.<BR>这个故事的寓意：女人是聪明的。别惹她们。 <BR><BR><BR>Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here <BR>and continue feeling good.<BR>女性读者请注意：对于你们来说，这个笑话就到此结束了。停在这儿，继续感觉良好吧。<BR>Male readers, continue reading….<BR>男性读者们，继续读……<BR></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>**** Hidden Message ***** :lol :lol :lol :lol :victory:
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